Website Of The Week: Kiss This Guy

Okay guys, I have just made the most fantastic discovery and I am pretty sure you’ll love it too. So, essentially, Kiss this Guy is a collection of some of the best misheard lyrics out there. I mean, there have been countless times when I’ve been sat listening to a song, singing along, to later find out that I have totally butchered the lyrics. Prime example of this being my personal rendition of Madonna’s ‘Hung up’. For years I sang the intro to this song completely and utterly wrong.

The original:

Time goes by so slowly

Time goes by so slowly

Meanwhile there I was, totally nailing it…

Down goes spice so slowly

Down goes spice so slowly

I mean, what the hell? Never did it once cross my mind that this made absolutely NO sense and had ZERO connection to the rest of the song. But who knows, maybe Madonna was eating a hot chicken vindaloo whilst thinking about her man. Totally plausible.

Still, let’s face it, we’ve all done it, whether you’re too cool to admit it or not.

So if you’re ever in need of a good laugh, have a scroll through this website. It’s so dumb but also so brilliant.

Here are my favourites so far:

Artist: Taylor Swift

Song: Blank Space

Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers

Misheard Lyric: Got a list of Starbucks lovers

Artist: Michael Jackson

Song: Smooth Criminal

Real Lyric: Annie, are you OK?

Misheard Lyric: Annie, are you voting?

Artist: OneRepublic

Song: Apologize

Real Lyric: It’s too late to apologize

Misheard Lyric: It’s too late to order fries

Artist: Rihanna

Song: Only Girl (In The World)

Real Lyric: I want you to love me, like I’m a hot ride

Misheard Lyric: I want you to love me, like I’m a hot pie

Artist: Chaka Khan

Song: I’m Every Woman

Real Lyric: I’m every woman

Misheard Lyric: I’m Terry Wogan

Artist: Lorde

Song: Royals

Real Lyric: Let me be your ruler (ruler), you can call me Queen Bee

Misheard Lyric: Let me be your ruler (ruler), you can call me green bean

Ph. {Jimi Hendrix 001.} {Lorde 001.} {Taylor Swift 001.} {Jimi Hendrix cover image 002.}

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